Democrat Junk Mail

Its come to this. The Democrat Party keeps sending me junk mail trying to convince me to donate to their "cause". The first two instances I kindly sent a reply with the words "REMOVE ME" written on the donation slip. Well, those fuckers didn't get the message so now I'm sending them back my junk mail... the Winn Dixie specials, the Little Ceasar's Pizza coupons, the Jiffy Lube discount flyer... all of it. At least I tried to fill as much as I could until It was still barely able to seal the envelope with tape. I wonder how much postage this is this going to cost those fucks?

What's my beef? The most impeachable rat bastard in U.S. history is still sitting pretty in the white house as this gang of Democrat jack asses treat Bush like he's the teflon don. Cowards! They all swore oaths to protect the constitution, yet they are just protecting war criminals and murderers. We should bleed both the Democrats and the Republicans one postage-paid envelope at a time. I hope those jerks recycle my junk mail while their at it too.

The Best way to honor George Carlin

I had to repost this great comment that I found following a great article about George Carlin over at The Nation:

Really nice article- it almost made me cry. Who else do we now have to cut through all the bullshit for us....? Here some of his one liners: George Carlin Quotes:

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9. If a man stands in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him . . . is he still wrong?

10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

11. Is there another word for synonym?

12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

13. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

14. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

15. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

16. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

17. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

18. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

19. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

20. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

21. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

22. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

23. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

24. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

25. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

26. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

27. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

More Carlin...... 1. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

2. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

3. How is it possible to have a civil war?

4. If God dropped acid, would he see people?

5. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

6. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

7. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

8. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?

9. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

10. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

11. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

12. Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?

13. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that same stuff?

14. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

15. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, doesn't he become disoriented?

Posted by duster011 at 06/23/2008

Thanks duster011 for the great one-liners.

Fox News is Racist, what else is new?

So according to Fox News, Michelle Obama is Barrack's "Baby Mama" and they give each other "terrorist fist jabs". No I couldn't make this shit up. Both claims (racial slurs) were actually broadcast live.



Fox: Michelle is Obama's "Baby Mama."





Media Matters: Fox claim "terrorist fist jab."

They have to attack the man because they can't attack his policies. Why? Because Obama's worst policies are the same the Republican's want to keep. (Keeping the federal reserve System, an oppressive centralized government, the IRS, war on terror, etc.) Fox is ridiculously full of shit though.

Democrats Score! Impeach Bush

Holy SHIT!!!

Democratic Congressman Denis Kucinich and Congressman Robert Wexler are officially trying to impeach George W. Bush.

Raw Story has the scoop on Kucinich introducing the articles of impeachment.

Robert Wexler has posted his personal support over at daily kos.

Below is the YouTube Video clip of Dennis Kucinich reading the articles of impeachment:



Call your congress critter and ask that they participate in this effort to formally hold the Bush Crime Family accountable for their high crimes against humanity (and the constitution)!

Thomas Flav!

Thomas Flav!! It's Thomas Jefferson meets Flavor Flav from Public Enemy. Way before there was a Ron Paul Revolution, Thomas Jefferson staged the Revolution of 1800 when the Jeffersonian Democrats took over all the levels of government to fight the corrupt power in D.C.. The Hamiltonian Federalists were already violating our civil liberties and the ink on the Constitution wasn't even dry yet! Maybe that's why Hamilton got shot.

Get this Thomas Jefferson T-shirt over at Cafe Press.

This week's shocking news!

Revealed: Secret plan to keep Iraq under US control

and

Bush misused Iraq intelligence - US Senate report

Gasp! The horror! Who woulda thunk?

And there is still about 20% of the US populations that still supports the Bush Crime Family? Shit, people are still rooting for Hilary? The entire lot of D.C. skallywags, pirates and grifters who enabled the murdering of over a MILLION Iraqi's for oil don't deserve our respect. Hilary enabled this mess. The cowardly Democrats shun a well deserved impeachment of the bums. God knows if Obama will do anything about it.

Don't Talk to The Police

After watching this there can be no doubt!