WTF?? Brownie's Venom... more republican corruption

From the far corners of Whut-Tha-Fuck-Land we find out that Michael "Brownie" Brown is still on the Federal Emergency Management Agency's (FEMA's) payroll after resigning, but now as a consultant.

A fucking consultant? The Arabian Horse watching ass / college roommate buddy / dumb fuck bastard, who helped screw up the Hurricane Katrina response, is being paid to investigate himself!

Yes folks, the Bush Crime Family proves again to be shameless. If you fuckup miserably in the Bush administration and they WONT fire you, they'll keep you on payroll and let you investigate yourself. Republican's will do what it takes to cover up their own faults.

Remember how Bush and vice prez Dick Cheney would NOT testify under oath to the 9/11 commission investigating the terrorist attacks? Honestly, if you have nothing to hide, why not testify under oath? With a written transcript? In front of the cameras? Or with the 9/11 victim's families watching? No? Can't do it Bush?

If the Republicans have nothing to worry about from a real investigation on the Hurricane Katrina response, why not allow an independent commission do the investigation?

No, they hire Brownie to investigate himself. You can't make this stuff up folks. Fucking amazing!

This is another reason why we need a Democratic majority to take over the congress in 2006, so we can do REAL investigations on EVERYTHING!

The White House CIA identity leak

The fake-journalist / gay-prostitute with White house security clearance

The republican insider-trading scandal

The illegal republican corporate campaign contributions

The illegal tax evasion scandals involving the White House

The missing moolah ($$$) in Iraq

The big fuckup with Hurricane Katrina

And on... and on... and on ... and on some more.
Let's do the 9/11 commission all over again, now that new damaging facts keep coming to light.

In older related news from Whut-Tha-Fuck-Land... Topher "70's Show" Grace is playing Venom in SpiderMan 3. You can't make this stuff up...

WTF???