Annoy Republican Passangers

I might be late on this one but it can be used for all annoying passangers, not just the war-mongering and fear-prone Republicans:

Stuck on a plane next to somebody that is constantly irritating you? Follow these simple instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.


2. Remove your laptop.


3. Hit the power button and log on.


4. Make sure the irritating person can clearly see your screen.


5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up towards the sky.


6. Move your lips as if praying.


7. Hit this link